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Erika's Thoughts Archives for 2011-09



PLAYING UP PLAID

Fall is officially here -- and fall means new fashion. So what should you be wearing this fall? It's all about the plaid.

Everything from shirts to skirts to jackets to pants will come in everyone's favorite stripe-y, box-y pattern. So get on board with plaid the next few months, or you'll be left out in the cold!


WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GO FOR HOT GUYS

Lots of smart, beautiful women these days are all making the same mistake: The more successful they are, the more they want a good-looking mate! And they don't just want their guy to be hot -- they want him to be masculine, loving, educated and making big bucks.

Problem is, attractive guys don't make the best husbands. Research shows that guys rated as the most masculine tended to have higher testosterone levels. And guys with more testosterone are 43 percent more likely to get divorced, 31 percent more likely to split because of marital problems and 38 percent more likely to cheat on their mates.

Experts say women should choose guys who are less attractive because studies show that couples where the woman is hotter are happier than the other way around.

 

 


Kissing is one of those things that can be really, really great ... or really, really awful.

Here are "6 Kisses You Don't Want":

  1. "Dry" -- You think you will get a nice smooch and then he just kisses you on the cheek. Sad.
  2. "Windshield Wiper" -- Too. much. saliva.
  3. "Hungry" -- A little too passionate. You don't want to kiss someone who seems like they are trying to eat your face.
  4. "Directional" -- As you're kissing, he uses his hands to move your head, open your mouth ... Um, this isn't a movie scene.
  5. "Nibbler" -- Some biting is OK, but not too much!
  6. "Health Check" -- Is he kissing you, or checking out your teeth?


WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU

Most women won't admit that they care about the car a man drives -- but they're lying.

Women do care because it signals to them the kind of money you're making and also your overall attitude toward life.

Here's a rundown of what your car says about you --according to a woman:

  • Hummer/Escalade/SUV -- You're a thoughtless pig. Hopeless.
  • Honda Civic -- You're practical, loving and smart. You're down to earth. A keeper.
  • Minivan -- You're married.
  • BMW/Lexus/Infiniti -- You're either a real estate agent or have something to prove. You're also likely to cheat and frequent strip clubs.
  • Pick-up truck -- You're an old-fashioned guy who treats the women in his life well.
  • Toyota Prius -- You're smug and have a closet full of Birkenstock sandals.
  •  Subaru -- You're a rugged dude who loves skiing, boarding and biking.


 

JOBS THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE HATE YOU

Here are a few jobs that will most likely turn you into a jerk -- and will make other people hate you:

  • Debt Collector
  • Social Worker
  • DMV Agent
  • Repo Man
  • Bounty Hunter
  • Insurance Agent
  •  Police Officer


 

I WENT TO ON THE BORDER AND EMERALD WAS THE BEST WAITRESS I HAVE EVER HAD!! I MADE IT A POINT TO LET HER BOSS LOUIS KNOW JUST HOW AWESOME SHE WAS.. IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE AND GET GOOD SERVICE PLEASE MAKE IT A POINT TO LET THEM KNOW :) IF YOU GO TO ON THE BORDER REQUEST EMERALD SHE'S AWESOME! :)


 


 


CLICK THE LINK TO SEE LADY GAGA ALL NATURAL: 

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/runway/gaga-goes-minimalist/21 


Ex-Wife Awarded $15,000 For Surviving Her Sexless Marriage

  In a reversal of fortune, a married man has been forced to pay his wife about $15,000 because he refused to have sex with her.

      She took him to divorce court, complaining that theirs was never a happy marriage. He was as cold as a dead fish in the bedroom for 2 decades (he blamed health issues for his inability to get romantic). A French judge agreed with her divorce attorney that "sexual relations must form part of a marriage. By getting married, couples agree to share their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other".

   


HIS FEMALE FACEBOOK FRIENDS

Facebook can be a scary place, especially if you are in a new relationship. Here are five girls you don't have worry about your guy being Facebook friends with ...

  • His ex(es) -- As long as she's not crazy, think of it as a good way for her to see how happy he is with his new girl (aka -- you).
  • The girl he dated before you -- Sure it may bug you a little, but it's good to "keep your enemies close." Besides, if he de-friended her, it could mean he still cares about her in some way.
  • His co-workers -- There's no problem with this, unless they hang out more than co-workers normally do.
  • His friends' girlfriends -- His friend is in a relationship and so is the girl, so don't fret.
  •   His friends, who happen to be girls -- Don't over-think this unless there is a reason to.

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