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MOST EMBARRASSING WAY TO DIE!


No matter how much people love ELVIS . . . and make no mistake about it, people are still INSANE about Elvis . . . no one wants to die like him.  Assuming, of course, he's not secretly alive in the Cayman Islands or something.

 

 

A new survey asked Americans to pick the most embarrassing way to die . . . and the top answer was ON THE TOILET.  Here are the results. . .

 

 

37% of people said the most embarrassing way to die is on the toilet.

 

17% said while HAVING SEX.

 

13% said eating FAST FOOD.

 

10% of people said choking on a pretzel.

 

And 10% said slipping in the bathtub.

 

 

The survey also found that only 24% of people say they'd be willing to cryogenically freeze themselves after they die, in the hope of someday being revived in the future. 

 

 

(CBS News)

A Polish Woman Wants to Set a Record by Having Sex With 100,000 Men . . . and She's at 284 Right Now


There's no entry in the "Guinness Book of World Records" for Most Sexual Partners . . . OR for Lowest Self Esteem.  This woman might manage to set both.

 

 

21-year-old Ania Lisewska of Warsaw, Poland says it's her goal to travel the world and have sex with at least 100,000 men.  She wants it to last at least 20 minutes with each guy . . . and she's already knocked out 284 men.

 

 

Oh . . . and she has a SERIOUS BOYFRIEND.  She says he was, quote, "not thrilled [but] had to come to terms with it."

 

 

But her goal of 20 minutes REALLY makes her plan far-fetched.  At 20 minutes per session, it would take her three years and 10 months of nonstop sex . . . without taking a break or stopping to sleep . . . to get through 100,000 men.

 

 

If she only has sex on weekends, it would take her approximately 20 YEARS.

 

 

The whole thing all SEEMS a little shady.  But if you'd like to get in line to be one of her 100,000, she's got a Facebook page where plenty of sketchy dudes are already offering to participate.

 

 

(Huffington Post

 

 

 

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