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We saw some bikini pics of JULIA ROBERTS the other day, and they were quite nice. But that's only because her arms were down.
--Another bikini shot of Julia hit the web yesterday in which both her arms are over her head . . . and her pits look like MINI JUNGLES.
(--This isn't the first time Julia has gone without shaving her armpits. Check out the bikini pic, plus an old shot of Julia with hairy pits from 1999 . . .)
  
Neither MARIAH CAREY nor NICK CANNON will admit that Mariah is pregnant. But Mariah's candy coating does seem to be thickening lately. And she was spotted recently wearing a MATERNITY DRESS from a company called A Pea in the Pod.
(--That dress will set you back 140 bucks, by the way. You can buy it here . . .)
--A so-called "source" says Mariah is four months pregnant, and there might be something to that.
--Because her rep says, quote, "I spoke to Mariah from Brazil. She is very superstitious . . . and when the time is right for her and Nick to announce something, she will."
Ladies would you sport the "braless" look? Well Beyonce has no problem with it!? Check it out....
This is pretty shameless and gratuitous, but I'm not apologizing. It's BEYONCÉ . . . braless.
 
And Now, Some Gratuitous, Sexy Pictures Of Shakira
SHAKIRA getting nearly naked may not be anything new, but at the same time, it NEVER GETS OLD. (--Check out some pics of Shakira filming her new video, "Loca" . . .)
(--And notice, in the close-up picture of her backside, there seem to be some STRETCH MARKS just above her waistband. See that, ladies? Even one of the hottest women in the world isn't perfect.)
Five Signs You Stink
The worst thing about having bad breath or body odor is that you don't even know it. So half the time, someone ELSE has to TELL you. So here's a list from "Prevention" magazine of five signs you STINK . . .
#1.) YOU SNORE. Sleeping with your mouth open lets dead cells accumulate and decompose on your tongue, which is what gives you morning breath. Mouthwash helps, but it's best to brush your teeth AND your tongue.
--Use a soft-bristled toothbrush, or buy a tongue scraper. They're about $5 at the drugstore.
#2.) YOU RECENTLY UPPED YOUR FIBER INTAKE. If you're like most people, you need to eat more fruits, vegetables, and whole grains, which all contain fiber.
--But just be warned: For the first few weeks, your body has to ADJUST. And that usually means BAD GAS. So add high-fiber foods to your diet gradually, not all at once. And drink plenty of water, which helps your body digest it more easily.
#3.) YOU'VE STARTED LOSING WEIGHT. When you burn fat, it releases things called "ketones" into your blood that can actually make your BREATH stink.
--According to "Prevention" magazine, it's like a combination of NAIL POLISH AND OVERRIPE PINEAPPLES. There's not much you can do about it other than chew gum or mints. But it goes away once your body stops burning so much fat.
#4.) YOU USE DEODORANT, BUT NOT ANTIPERSPIRANT. A lot of guys do this, and don't even realize it.
--For example, if you're wearing "Old Spice High Endurance" . . . which is the gel kind, not the white kind . . . then you're ONLY wearing deodorant. And all it does is temporarily mask the smell.
--If you wear antiperspirant and you STILL smell, try putting it on before you go to bed. You sweat less at night, so more of the active ingredient gets pulled into your sweat glands.
#5.) YOU'VE NEVER HAD A PEDICURE. Most men haven't, but if your feet constantly stink, you should think about getting one. When calluses build up, they attract the same type of bacteria that gives Limburger cheese its smell.
A Witch Is Selling Her Spell For A Perfect Butt On eBay . . . For Only $9
I'm not going to lie . . . this sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. A real WITCH . . . an honest-to-God, actual witch . . . is selling one of her most powerful SPELLS on eBay.
--If you buy it, and use it right, it will transform your body . . . and give you PERFECT BUTTOCKS. (--Which should cushion you nicely when the locals decide to burn you at the stake.)
--All that can be yours for just $8.95. There are even anonymous testimonials from satisfied clients.
--The witch, whose name is Amelia, says she's been casting spells for 20 years. And while she'll sell you the spell, you may have to provide your own candles, herbs, oils and gemstones.
(--Here's the link to the eBay auction . . .)
Scientists Finally Figure Out The Cause Of Beer Goggles
Thank God there are scientists out there who don't waste their time trying to cure cancer or fix global warming . . . and are actually focused on IMPORTANT things.
--Like this team at Roehampton University in London, who just came up with a scientific explanation for . . . BEER GOGGLES.
--According to Lewis Halsey, who led the study, the reason that less attractive people start looking better with every beer is because alcohol DULLS your ability to recognize symmetry.
--Humans tend to prefer faces that are SYMMETRICAL . . . it's our biological instinct, because symmetry is a sign of strong genes. With more alcohol, you can't detect symmetry as well, so people with asymmetrical faces look better.
Justin Bieber's Mom Gives Him An Allowance . . . $50 A Day
16-year-old JUSTIN BIEBER is pulling down some SERIOUS coin right now . . . but his mom isn't letting him have unlimited access to his bank account.
--She gives him an ALLOWANCE . . . of $50 a day . . . and Justin has to make that work. He explains, quote, "My mom wants me to learn how to be very smart with my money.
--"If I save for a week then I have a couple of hundred bucks that I can spend on something special."
--That "something special" could eventually include a gift for a lucky girl . . . but for now, Justin isn't tied down.
--He says, quote, "I'm single but that's not a choice. I want to find a girl, but I'm not going to date someone who's just going to like me for my fame. It's going to be really hard to find a girl who likes me for me."
--And, like he so often does, Justin claims a girl doesn't have to be famous to get a date with him.
--He says, quote, "You see a lot of celebrities dating other celebrities. They get what you're going through. But I would definitely date someone who wasn't famous. You've just got to find the right one."
Rihanna Has A New Neck Tattoo
RIHANNA has a new neck tattoo. It says "Rebelle Fleur" . . . which is French for REBEL FLOWER, or something like that. (--Check out some pics here . . .)
What Are The Three Things Eminem Watches On TV?
In a new interview with "Spin" magazine, EMINEM said he's FULLY detached from pop culture . . . he doesn't know how to turn on a computer, and he only watches three things on TV.
--And those three things are . . . sports . . . "Celebrity Rehab" . . . and, quote, "Discovery Channel shows about space and dinosaur (crap)."
--In the interview, Em also weighed in on KANYE WEST crashing TAYLOR SWIFT'S MTV Video Music Award acceptance speech. Quote, "He shouldn't have done that, man. I mean, she's a little girl."
A Guy Who Had Sex With His Neighbor's Dog Says The Dog "Flaunted It"
So you're saying it's been a rough week, and you're worried about whether Tropical Storm Bonnie will disrupt the Gulf clean-up efforts. (???) Well . . . there's a poodle in South Africa who wants you to SHUT THE HELL UP!
--47-year-old Anthony Julies lives in Cape Town, South Africa, and on Tuesday he appeared in court to face charges of bestiality.
--According to police, on June 15th, Anthony chose to violate his neighbor's poodle. And Anthony's neighbor caught him in the act.
--But Anthony doesn't deny it. He's got a completely different line of defense: He says the dog WANTED him to have sex with it.
--According to police sources, when they arrested Anthony he said that, quote, "the dog mustn't flaunt herself like that."
--And supposedly Anthony kept right on going when he was caught in the act, since he, quote, "couldn't start and then stop . . . because that wasn't right."
--Allegedly, the dog's private parts were damaged by the incident. And now Anthony's refusing the help of a public defender, because he wants to represent himself. (--I say LET this piece of crap defend himself . . . and FAIL.)
And yes, the guy was into RUFF sex. (Rim Shot!)
Seven Things Women Are Insecure About
I think it's safe to say that no matter how confident they are, most women are insecure about a thing or two . . . especially when it comes to dating. Here are seven of the biggest ones, and what you can do about it.
#1.) THAT YOU WON'T CALL. Women are always stressing over whether or not you're going to call them after a date. So if you tell her you're going to call her on Tuesday, call her on Tuesday.
--But if that's just not your style, or you'd like to keep her guessing, don't give her a definite day when you'll call. It's better than breaking a promise, and it saves her from waiting for your call on a particular day.
#2.) THAT YOU JUST WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER. It's a fine line: If you make a move too soon, she'll think that's all you want. If you wait too long, she'll think you're not interested.
--The best way to work this one is to just be sincere. If you're actually interested in a relationship, let her know. From there, she'll give you the signals to let you know when she's ready to get freaky.
#3.) THAT YOU'RE DATING OTHER WOMEN. It's okay to casually date more than one person at the same time . . . as long as you're honest about it. You don't have to bring it up, but if SHE does, be honest.
--But once you start sleeping together, or things seem to get more serious, she might assume you're exclusive. So it's only fair to let her know if that's NOT the case.
#4.) THAT YOU'RE NOT THAT INTERESTED. Even the most confident woman sometimes needs a reminder that you're interested in her. Even if you're months into the relationship . . . or even years . . . she'll still need reassurance now and then.
#5.) THAT ANOTHER WOMAN IS STEALING YOUR ATTENTION. There's nothing wrong with harmless flirting. But when you're out with her, you should devote your attention to HER.
--The easiest way to think about it is to reverse it: How would you feel if she was flirting with another guy right in front of you?
#6.) THAT YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER. If she's worried that you're cheating on her, there's usually a reason: Maybe she's been cheated on before, or she knows you've done it in the past.
--But if that's not the case . . . and even if you think she's being totally irrational . . . you're going to have to discuss the issue head-on and let her know that you're committed and have no intention of cheating.
#7.) THAT SHE'S NOT SATISFYING YOU IN BED. Women worry about how they're doing in the sack, just like men do. So if things are going well, make sure you let her know.
--And if things AREN'T going well, you've got to bring it up in the most sensitive way possible.
Here Are The Six Most Embarrassing Sex Questions For Women
#1.) How long should my climax last? For most women, their moment of pleasure lasts anywhere from four to 15 seconds. If you're having multiple climaxes, they'll tend to happen less than one second apart.
#2.) Do men always finish during relations? No. It happens more regularly for men than for women, but not necessarily every time. And yes, men can fake it . . . it's just a rare occurrence.
#3.) Does a man's size really matter? The good news is, when you ask most women . . . the positions you use have a much bigger impact on how things feel than a guy's size.
#4.) How can I get my boyfriend to stop finishing so fast? Basically, just stay with him. The more he gets used to having sex with you, the longer it'll take him to finish. But until then, encourage him to spend more time on foreplay.
#5.) Is it okay to have sex in water? Basically, it's safe. But water actually reduces your natural moisture down below, so you might find it difficult to have underwater relations without some water-based lube.
#6.) How often is it normal to have sex? Since everyone's sex drive is different, there's actually no 'normal' amount. The key is to find a routine that keeps you both satisfied . . . without actually calling it a 'routine . . . whether it's every day, twice a week or once a month.
Scientists Have Finally Invented A Birth Control Pill For Men That Actually Works
We've heard rumors about a male birth control pill FOREVER . . . but this time it FINALLY looks like it could become a reality. Scientists in Israel have invented a pill that actually DEACTIVATES your spermatozoa before they reach the egg.
--Basically, this pill removes a crucial protein from your seed that's required for conception. So when one of them gets to a woman's egg, it can't fertilize it.
--This pill would only need to be taken once every three months and, in all of the lab tests, it's been 100 PERCENT effective. Unlike the female pill, it doesn't mess with hormones, so there aren't any side effects.
--And the best part: The research has gone so well that this pill could be available within the next three years.
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