It would be nice if your girlfriend told the truth all the time and you always knew where you stood with her.
Well, good luck with that.
If your girlfriend is talking to you, she's probably lying -- especially in these situations:
When You Ask Her What She Thinks of Your Mom -- She's going to pretend to like your mom, no matter what.
When She Opens Her Birthday Gift -- You probably screwed it up and got her something she hates. But, you'll never know it.
When You Ask Her If An Ugly Girl is Pretty -- Women's brains are wired to never give you an honest answer about another woman's attractiveness. The whole goal, from their point of view, is to keep you off-balance.
When You Blow Her Off to Hang Out With the Guys -- She might smile and pretend to be OK with it, but she never is. Ever.
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According to a British survey, men prefer curvy brunettes to skinny blondes.
The survey found that men were most interested in size 12 brunettes.
Only 30 percent of guys said they preferred blondes -- and only 9 percent voted for redheads.
And the largest majority -- 39 percent of guys -- looked for an "average" dress size of 12 in their perfect woman -- with only 10 percent looking for a size 6.
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College can be a great time for meeting guys. Just DON'T hook up with Mr. Wrong.
Here are guys in college you should avoid hooking up with ...
The Super Senior who hasn't moved out of the dorms. This guy is always going to date the young girls, even though he's getting older.
Your professor. Don't get your A's in this way. It's kind of creepy.
The guy dealing drugs. You don't want to date a guy who may get arrested ... and stay off the drugs!
The guy who won't break up with the girl back home. Don't get involved with someone who doesn't know how to handle this situation.
The guy who is dating your roommate. You DO NOT want to take your roommate's man -- it's not right.
A guy who shares an extracurricular activity with you. You don't want to have the fun ruined once things get awkward.
The guy named ... what? Don't hook up with him if you don't know his name.
The "Sugar Daddy." It's nice to have your costs cut down, but this is plain gross.
The slutty guy. You don't want a guy who hooks up with everyone. Just be safe, but try to stay away anyhow.
The guy who cheats ... in school. You don't want someone who wants to hook up so you can help him get an A.
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Having guys in your life -- in a non-romantic way -- can be cool. They are fun to hang out with and usually pretty drama-free.
But, there's a risk that a guy friend will want to be more than just a friend.
According to ManCouch.com, here are some ways of keeping him in the friend zone ...
Draw The Line -- Always know your boundaries and make sure your guy friend knows what they are. If there's no hope of hooking up, be very, very clear about this.
Do NOT Flirt -- Even if it's a friendly flirt, you must resist the urge. A quick hug is OK, but you have to keep it short.
Always Remember, A Guy Is A Guy -- If you're asking for a guy friend, that's what you'll get. Guys aren't touchy feely. And, they can be insensitive about things you care deeply about. Don't hold this stuff against him.
Treat Your Guy Friend As A Friend -- You should treat your guy friend with as much respect and consideration as the girls in your life. Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he can't have his feelings hurt.
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We all want to be on our best behavior when we're out with someone new. But at the same time, we also want to be true to ourselves and not feel like we're playing the part of someone else.
Here are some things to keep in mind on a first date, so you'll make the right impression ...
Have a small "silent" checklist prioritized as a guideline, but keep your thoughts to yourself
Be polite -- it's a make or break on a first date
Make an effort with your appearance
If you want to be respected and taken seriously, be respectful to them
Stay off your phone unless you've told your date that you're expecting an important call
Give the person your full attention (don't use the mirrors to check out others in the room)
Do not discuss past relationships
Try not to discuss sex too early ... unless that is all you are looking for
Make sure you are comfortable with where you are going on the date
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DENVER, COLORADO) Four city employees have been docked a week's salary for spending time on the job at a bikini car wash. The public works employees drove two city trucks to the charity car wash outside the Diamond Cabaret strip club. Much to their chagrin, a TV news van was nearby and captured the city-owned trucks getting lathered down by strippers in bikinis. A couple of them climbed on top of the hood to pose. Plus the guys whipped off their shirts for the cameras.
A spokesperson for the city said (quote) "The employees did not dispute the findings of our investigation. They have accepted full responsibility for their actions and poor judgment. The employees never lied or attempted to explain away their actions." Isn't the explanation pretty obvious? ??
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WAYS TO ENSURE YOU'LL BE SINGLE ALL YOUR LIFE
Nobody wants to be alone.
There is a huge drive to meet the right person and settle down in order to avoid living the rest of your life as a pathetic, lonely troll.
If you're worried about getting to the end of it all and not having someone to squeeze, here are some behaviors to avoid because they will ensure that you'll be single for the rest of your life:
Buying weird pets
Having a fake accent
Using pick-up lines
Never going out
Getting a scary/creepy tattoo
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HOW TO TICK HER OFF
Guys are always doing little things that tick off their girlfriends. These are the little annoyances that they can get away with because in her head, they're not big enough to justify breaking up.
Here are some ways to tick off your girlfriend without losing her for good:
Do the little things that you know she hates about you, like leaving the toilet seat up or drinking directly from the milk carton.
Ignore her conversation by watching something stupid on TV.
Flirt with her sworn enemy.
Break plans with her to hang out with your friends.
Work all the wild times you used to have into every conversation.
Comment about a hot girl who looks the exact opposite of your girlfriend.
Tell her you're too tired for sex.
Casually bring up your ex-girlfriend
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Fire Crotch? Victoria'sSecretUndies Tainted with Chili Sauce
a woman "chili bombed" a Victoria's Secret store. She tossed hot chili sauce on the undies, ruining about $1000 worth of merchandise. Since then, 19-year-old Lauren Jackson was on the run from authorities. However, last week, she returned to the scene of the crime and promptly got arrested.
Jackson was charged with third-degree "Criminal Mischief". That was for the chili bomb incident, which was in response to Jackson being accused of shoplifting from that Victoria's Secret. Her retaliation, essentially, was to give hundreds of women fire crotch.
